Studio of Edwin & Marcia Ward

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Hello Everyone
Well it's Friday the 29th of October and it'll soon be Saturday Nov 6th. That means if you do the math, you'll realize that you have only eight days left to reserve tickets for the ImageMaker's latest artistic production: SATURDAY NIGHT in the Jungle Room of the Mercury Cafe on November 6th. Unless, of course, you’ve already made reservations.

Marcia, James Frisbie, Gwylym Cano and myself have been hard at work on our theatrical re-enactment of one of the most important afternoons in my and Marcia's life: James Ryan Morris reading poetry for the last time in the Greek Amphitheater in Denver's Civic Center Park (as he died unexpectedly not long after) at Denver Poets Day in 1978 mano/mano with his pal Larry Lake (Larry published my first book in 1981 and performed my and Marcia's marriage ceremony in 1979). Believe me: my wise-ass Tacony intellect (Tacony being the hood where I grew up in Philadelphia) was certainly humbled that day. I'd been writing poetry since I was sixteen and thought I was pretty damn good performing my memorized narratives. But when I heard Jimmy read that afternoon I suddenly knew, for the first time, what it was to be a poet, to be an artist, and how far I had yet to go in the practice of my arts. And Larry hung right there with Jimmy. And as only befits a great Irish poet's last reading, the event/the scene/the day was chaotic: hell, there was a keg of free beer back stage where many of the park's regular drunks had gathered, all nosily oblivious to the poetry reading happening on-stage. There also were some very anxious irreverent would-be poets dis-ing on Jimmy and Larry as the novices were impatient for their turn to read. Well, first: Jimmy's poetry and his presence annihilated all the chaos: the drunks, the hecklers, the sirens and church bells, his wife Diana threatening to kick sideways down Colfax Avenue the asses of some faux hipster chicks who were being disruptive, and all the whirls of goings-on in Civic Center Park; and then: his poetry sang the song of what it is to human. I've carried Jimmy's poetry in my head for thirty-two years and MY BEST SHOT is your chance to experience what I did that day.

And as if MY BEST SHOT were not enough, it only gets better as Jason Eklund is the other half of SATURDAY NIGHT, and, believe me, Jason is the REAL DEAL when it comes to American song-writing. It's no joke when I tell people I call Jason Better Than Bob (as in Dylan). Other comparisons would include Woody Guthrie, Hank Williams, Elvis Presley, Fred Neal, John Lennon. He’s all of them and then some. Really: Jason’s is a talent that can simply be described as a gift from the gods. Jason's doing a little swing tour of some of his old haunts and places in between here and his current abode: Nashville - with Denver the reason, the hub of his tour. I met Jason at The Mercury twenty years ago and we’ve been friends since then.

There's limited seating in the Jungle Room so please do reserve your seat by return e-mail or by phone: 303 322 9324 (leave name and number of seats and a return phone number so we can confirm your reservation).

Oh, and did I mention that Marcia and I are doing a joint art show for the month of November in the Jungle Room as well.

Marcia and I will be incommunicado until Tuesday November 2 as we will be spending the weekend in Santa Monica for this Saturday's Fiftieth Anniversary Celebration of The Temple Man in which I have been ordained for close to thirty years. Marcia and I both have art in an exhibition of a sampling of the Temple of Man's art collection at Beyond Baroque in Venice where there will also be a reading/screening/concert as part of which I will be monologue-ing one of my favorite narratives, Not Just Another Hose Job. Hope all is well and hope you can make it to SATURDAY NIGHT.
Later . . . Ed


My Best Shot

James Ryan Morris Reads for the Last Time
Mano Mano with Larry Lake Denver Poets Day 1978

Transcribed & Adapted for the Stage
by Edwin Forrest Ward and Marcia Diane Ward

Passion Press/the Image Maker

© 2009 Passion Press / the Image Maker
the Poetry Subway & Bowery Press

As always
For ourselves and our friends

Cover photo: Marcia Ward, the Image Maker

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The Stage of The Greek Amphitheater in Denver Civic Center Park

James Ryan Morris
Larry Lake
Diana Morris
Jess Graf
T & T
Drunk in Crowd
Drunks Back Stage
Man in Crowd
(Jess Graf, T&T, Drunk in Crowd, Drunks Backstage, Man in Crowd, and Sam are played by one actor. Except for Jess in the beginning, all are only voices.)

(Jess is on Stage at the microphone. Diana & James Ryan Morris enter from stage left, and Larry Lake enters from stage right. All mill around and keep their distance from each other.)

JESS: All right everybody, welcome to Denver Poet’s Day.
We got a treat. We got a treat. We got a real treat, man.
We got two poets here. Man, I mean we got some poets here now.
These cats have kept Denver poetry going, man, over the last decade,
these two cats right here, through the Denver Mile High Underground and ah…

JRM: (prompts) Mano-Mano

JESS: yeah, and Mano-Mano/2, and all the people in it.
They are The Croupier Press and they are The Bowery Press.
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Larry Lake
and James Ryan Morris.

(Jess goes backstage.)

JRM: Larry will read first.


I am the
last ol lady
of the west, my
needs are: bent
crushed poems
& a hat
to fit
heads to/
he is
puff footed poet
in Frankies center ring
is not
Harpo Marx
can not
opt for
the flesh

seeks word work
the single sun
She carries/
his eyes w/wonder

His finger
To Her

(JESS: (Clapping) Hey Great, man.)

(DRUNKS BACKSTAGE: Hey what’s that?
Free beer, man.
Hey, give me some of that.)

JRM: This is, ah, to dedicated to the poet Mayakovsky,
But I’d like to dedicate this reading personally to Larry.
We’ve been together about a dozen years now.
Still fighting.

Who stood alone
in your time

(DRUNKS BACKSTAGE: Do you believe this? It’s all foam.
What are they doin’ out there?
Who cares? Beer here.)

displaying an anger
& a concern for people
that still defies me

(DRUNKS BACKSTAGE: Hey let me pour man.)

I call out to-
I invoke for yr energies

(DIANA: Would you shut your fucking mouth? Can’t you see what’s goin’ on? That’s my old man. Be quiet!)

this day

For, my friend, they have reached me
And my strength is gone-

-If you wanna talk back there, why don’t you go on upfront. Huh?!

For, my friend, they have reached me
and my strength is gone-

O Poet, let me borrow yr ability to love
to insert smiles in mouths of hate
to call out against crucifixion…

On the table a revolver, a cup of cold coffee
We both know what to do with them –
O Poet! Reach out to me
this day
for I need yr vision & strength.

Everywhere I go
there is nothing,
nothing to offer peace
to this body
to wash away the need
that drives me on.

Faces, faces, faces – Masks!
given at birth to the masses
so they can forge a smile
make love seem truthful, meaningful
& compromise their dead-cold hearts

O Poet! I call out! & echoes answer
Shut up and die!
Ah, how they wld like that, my voice silenced
forever done in
by their ignorance.

But, I am armed, & they give me room to move in
solitary streets of no-one to confront,
mountains where the snow falls Black-

O come my enemies! Let us meet face to face.
My bullet to yr head or heart,
no matter, for you cannot win.

I died long ago & many times
…& hold on to my only…
and hold on to only my love as precious
and you have nothing/ not even a country
a country such as where I am buried.

No! this is not a song of joy.

How I pity yr ignorant dead steps
as the snow falls upon them
leaving nothing in their wake,
nothing but more mushed down snow –

No! this is not a song of joy.

If you wish that
Go elsewhere
Where all the bullshit gathers
In the midst of nite
& claps itself on the back

behind the tombstones
of those who tried…

(JESS: (Clapping enthusiastically) Yeah…Cool Man.)

JRM: I’m gonna sneak one in here for Larry.


When we used to drink a lot
Larry used to say: You have to give up the booze, the broads, the dope, the juice, and everything, you know.
I said, “What am I gonna write about?”
and this came one day and I wrote it on his wall.
So here it is, the shot:

Where is the crazy
dark rider of dreams
That none of us
will ever know
yet seek
in the arms
of women who’ll never
know us/ & least of all
understand us.

LL: I don’t think I ever said ‘give it all up,” did you think.

the stilt legged lover poem

how do I tell him magic
when he asks form
how do I say the Lady
when he questions structure
how do I teach leap
when he seeks motive

let the words walk
their own tite wire
there is the circle
here to complete
seen from the platform:
it is sawdust
open mouth
& a prayer
all will enter
thru the back
door gracefully

seen from below:
the tite rope walker
becomes a space
tension must fill
makes the act a balance

it is a meeting across
the fear & hope I speak.

Jack Armstrong 3 Good Deeds Today
Sneak Into A Matinee
Come To My Party How
Many Games Can You Play

I will write him a story of the
stilt legged lover, a monster
reincarnation, a button man
hurrying home for supper
dropping rubble poems
into the Charles Atlas eyes
the ripple face of neon mouthful cities
notes to build dislike when forgotten
& it was years of falling begging
her presence behind closed doors
bedroom solitaire & reach into my
empty duffle bag head
to fall & be cushioned
by her breast her thigh
cupping a round place
to fit into I will not leave again

JRM: I don’t know how many of you remember the day that Billie Holiday died,
and for your information: Diana Ross is not Billie Holiday, and never will be, she couldn’t even touch her. Square black chick, man; she ain’t even cool.

This is called “the Day, the Afternoon the Lady Died, 1959”

(DRUNK IN CROWD: “Fifty-nine?”)

JRM: When all is said and done . . .

- I don’t even know if you were born then yet kid, but you know -

When all is said and done
and only quiet remains,
we shall stand as one
between the thousand pains.

No more to rape and swear\
at the truth within.
No more to crush and tear
at a human skin.

There will be peace
for the living-
Death shall cease
and be forgiving.

There is this earth
and the voice that sings
knows of our birth
Knows many things-

you and I

black and white

sea and sky

wrong and right

Listen to the sound of Her voice:
face your heart, make the choice.

LL: Billie Holiday… Another eulogy: Wallace Berman, Los Angeles Artist.

(WORD RIB CAGE title not mentioned)

Wallace Berman died last week. Hit
by a drunk
going home

(whistle happy tune we are
sick today, got flying
on our arm sticks

She told him I Love You in a very
simple moment. He told her of
standing naked bleeding grey
neutral & indeterminate ash.
dust to the touch. Soon she was
purring on the inhale &
the exhale

As if.
Rightly so.

JRM: Ah . . .

LL(Aside to JRM): Let’s read all of our death poems.

JRM: The guy that organized this I believe told me before I came up here to make a fool of myself, ah, said he read this poem, which is a poem for John Garfield, who was an actor that was brought up before The House On Un-American Activities Committee and whose films are still banned from tv and died at the age of thirty-five during the hearings and was a great ( City & County Building’s bell rings: Gong Gong) influence upon me when I was a youth. So anyway (Gong Gong) it’s called

Seven Sounds for John Garfield.

Oh how long have I lived
the image of John Garfield…

- hey, right on time with the bells -

John Garfield with Jennifer Jones
machine guns blazing as Cubans
climbed all over the house he held up in…

“In 1933
Tony Fenner said to me – Gilbert Roland
predicting –
let’s strike a blow for Liberty!”

Long after the theatre lights went on
I sat in my seat feeling my image of self
change, walking New York streets with his walk
which changed always after watching him,

Cigarettes constantly lit, dangling from the corners
of my Garfield mouth.

And always, a fist-fight/street rumble with some-one
within a few hours after a Garfield movie…

John Garfield you were a strong influence upon me.

The day I heard you died while fucking
I got drunk and scored my 5th piece of ass
in my youthful hunger.

Now I am older and you are younger in yr Death
and I wonder just which one of us has made out the best-

&Cuba, you’d never recognize it, John, yet I’m sure
there are many who wish your cinematic machine gun
would return…
it would be great, John, to go there,
You and I and Fidel
smoking big cigars, drinking large glasses of rum
all of us practicing our aim
on a picture of John F. Kennedy.

John Garfield: know that my generation still
holds onto your image & that your
cigarette smolders in my mouth

day in / day out

DRUNK IN CROWD: Hey, John F Kennedy!

LL: Let’s here it for John Garfield, yeah.

logos is the gull
For Frank T. Rios

a white
flower, red
in the arms of one
who loves you/
how much blood
meets the eye

it is the near end
of the world roots thirst

under the microscopic lens
angelic death dances to
grandstand cheers empty
endlessly without sound

I think now of carriers
filled, some ash, others flesh
soft, bone

LL:(aside to himself) More foam than beer.

JRM: Yeah, well.
There was a guy, a friend of ours, who had a gallery in San Francisco
and it was called Gotham City and it used the Batman Symbol as its symbol,
and he called himself Billy Batman
and he was so obsessed with it that he had his ears pierced and had bats hung on them
and he also had bats tattooed on his arms and his tee shirts and everywhere.
I never even found out what his name was in death, so this is called

Elegy for Billy Batman

1. We only met once
in yr kitchen
yr wife nursing
the youngest
the living room chaotic
with other young mothers
a mad-house
I thot when I entered
but you made me feel comfortable
like a brother
right away
extending a joint
& after awhile
we talked business

Methadone,etc. as you were sick
& wanted to make it to Turkey
“closer to the main source.” You sd.

& being brothers I let you have what I had
for 200$ less than you’d expected…
and looking back, Billy, I wonder if I shd feel guilt

After dinner, we, Stuart Perkoff, Tony Scibella, you & I sat
on the back steps digging a circular box of beauty
and its contents which George Herms had layed on you.
I wonder where that box is now, Billy?

That you died so we wld continue isn’t the point,
we expect that from each other, being poets, and so its done.
But now with even beautiful Tracy Doyle gone-

for She too was there that day – the impact of our lives
is vivid.
& every time the dropper draws up the blood
I think of you, Billy, am I shooting you into
my arm, and if so, what messages are trying
to come thru
from wherever you are…

I don’t know abt this poem, Billy, perhaps it is
only guilt being inserted into my conscience, & being shaped
into a poem - & if so, let it be, for We both know better.

LL: Jack Armstrong Blues

he thot to look
at for one lady only
this city his

now look to see
steel bar
pain windows

Black, is the color
of his true
love’s lair

JRM: Ok, Man in Black

LL: Hello Sam

JRM: Hey Sam. How are you doin’?
I didn’t know you were in town.

SAM: Just touching base.

JRM: All right, like everybody else.

This is called November 10, 1958, November 10, 70.
It took twelve years to compose this piece.
Which is a long time.
I mean people get born in twelve years.

its black & the music is down

the street heavy
with fog, not a soul in sight
only Jimmy Giuffre
lighting up.
inside everyone
makes the motion
that’s no motion

my horn quiet
about love’s neck
& blues is the bag…

that was 12 years ago, a thought
layed down in the journal.

tonite’s the same. different state
different scene, different age, more
black, but the same.

do we ever make it? will we ever let go
and get away so as not to reflect, and
if we do, how about handling it?

For hung behind the life & the poem
is the figure
and behind the figure is

but quiet, I suppose

(T&T: Come on.)

LL: I got all day.

(JESS: Yeah, you got all day, Baby. Take your time.)

JRM: Cool I can run downtown for a beer.

LL: I know I got it. I know I got it.

JRM: Don’t be so picky.
They’re all dangerous.

LL: I can’t find the damn thing. I know I had it. I got it. Alright…

Poem And Again Poem

….twelve years…..

JRM: Yeah

LL: these are rich days. Many
of my wishes are granted. My body
is an instrument a
jeweller’s screwdriver
turn see the hands turn
Her turn. now give
us a turn

I will blow a note to you
a kite upon the wind

here is the string

O Lady

this much
of you

I need

that these works
will multiply
a manifold
life hold

JRM: Ah,
This is a poem titled “We Three Called Venice.”
Once upon a time in Venice California
ah, there used to be three of us who used to run together all the time: (microphone feedback and wind)
Stuart Perkoff, Tony Scibella, Frank Rios, and myself. That makes four.
But one was – what the hell is that –

(JESS: Well, the wind keeps blowing that son of a bitch – are you still picking it up. Try it now.)

JRM: Anyway

(JESS: Yeah, now you got it.)

(MAN IN CROWD: Sounds Good)

JRM: O.k., cool. Cool. Anyway, one of the four was never free. Like either I was on the road. Frankie was in jail. Stuart was in Jail. Tony was somewhere, in some other city.
So we got, you know, never crossed tracks ‘till here one time back in, what was that 73?

LL: 73.

JRM: OK, so this is called We Three Called Venice.
We thought we were the only three guys in Venice doing something.

1: It’s in three movements and different voice changes.

1. (all day the line

itself outstanding
from other lines

specific touch by
the third man

i.e of us whom
she fucked

one wild summer
in front
of those nine

we prefer to love
& consider ours

he the quietest
and most


got through to snatch the laurel,
to stand at the head of the street
& bare his chest
for the moon to stencil

“what eye you hiding in today?”
indeed. As if one could
attain that kind of position. . .
to sit behind someone’s
lens on the world, to
pick off the sights

the selves we don’t
know, to dare that
life –
no thanks!
Yet to deny
the line is to deny
the fact of that for which

we three always stood:

that different eyes make poems
of difference, for brothers know

love of the same

means love
of the same face.

2. that we are
different, obviously

(you, wood – me, stone)

gets something out
of the way, what of him
though? mud & bone
some beard

a lot

do we consider that
or go right past it and pray

it don’t move?

(on cold nites
you can hear him falling
thru the trees
on the way to Larry Lipton’s

- Larry Lipton died last year. I got drunk I hated him so much -.


3. She knew what it was about when she closed the door
(and so did he
New York City poet 1955
caught between the rush
for both coasts, catholic
nonsense loud

in his ears

no heirs to concern
himself with

no visibles to feed
come whenever

being, an act of insanity
so they said, give up that bitch
and come home –

put down the words
& the women, the juice

be a better man

He could do no more than die to show them

(but forged ahead into
that which is lonely,

the craft of opening
be it windows
or eyes.


he beat the cross
though, and to think
of it

that was all
he set out to do

& write a few poems

LL: Yeah, you know all the Bowery, all those broadsheets when we started publishing:
Jimmy, Frankie, Tony, Stuart, and after each one, people would come up and say,
‘Well, who’s the best poet of all four?’
No, Baby, that’s not where it’s at, they’re all different.

(Subway Poem title is not mentioned)

there is this time
a deeper going into/
the mind turns.
tunnels of cold winds
a footfall sun to star/
the mind stumbles
concrete knobs the
gun is jammed
in crowds one hand holds
another tighter/
thru the window:
rock. steel rails.
tom & beckys.
against closed doors there is
the haste to hurry home

JRM: Alright.

(DRUNKS BACKSTAGE: Can you believe this beer?
Such good luck, fuckin’ a.)

Can you hear it out there?
This is called The Handshake…

You and I are tight I said
friends to the end.

-Can you keep it down. I mean you can go somewhere else and juice, you know-

“You and I are tight I said
friends to the end.
I picked up a stone

(T&T: Hurry up old man.
Come on, Hurry up. Little T, waitin’ to read.)

And hit him in the head
And left him for dead
And walked off
Still holding his hand.

JRM: You can go somewhere else, like you know, to read.
Really man, you know. This poem is called


Better without
I thought once

Surrounded by assassins
Was the common reference.

(Drunk in Crowd: J. F. K. !)

& so leaving
all of it behind

I went away to here, this
isolation and study
the intention
but the nite falls
across the empty glass
& one wishes for speech

no matter how stupid or hackneyed

just that warmth
which human exchange provides

(from the mountains
looking down,
the lites prominent

its understood why

man built cities, came in from the cold
settled next to another tongue

JRM: Whose in the bullpen? Whose in the bullpen?

LL: (on the arfy-darfy)

It was the light
last thing of the night
done with it
I turned it off

Over my shoulder &
down to my knees
a learned discussion
if you please

Shut up! Roll
over, stop
dreaming! Doing
done we have

fun last thing
of the night
we do not fight

JRM: Hey John, Hey Jeff, You got anybody warming up in the bullpen?
You got anybody warming up in the bullpen?

(JESS: Yeah.)

DIANA (returns to stage and mills around)

LL: I got one more I want to do, and then I’m ready to quit. All right.

(T&T: Hurry up!)

JRM: Hey, oh great, Baby, I’ll be off in a minute. Woo, woo!

(T&T: Come on!)

JRM: Hey if you don’t like it, man, you can go dig Clint Eastwood, man.
He’s in town.
This is called Nothing Moves But Dies.
This is one of the old Bowery Broadsheets from twelve years ago.
Really. This fucking relic. It’s in tabloid form. It was great.
It sold for twenty-five cents in this city,
and nobody bought any copies.
Can you dig that? Larry Lake published it.
That’s how hip this state is to poetry.
Anyway, I’ll give you my best shot.


(T&T: Oh Great! Another one.
You ain’t done yet?)

the rules are
get born, learn
to see, walk thru it
and accept

the end.
this many years
I have lived it
yet can’t believe.

why should I, or anyone?

(T&T: Hey old man. Come on.
There’s other poets here.)

cut on stone, trees, the nite
anything will serve
for texts, this is the all

DIANA: You lis ten here. I’ll pull your hair out if you don’t shut your fucking mouth, bitch.

& the will to continue.
…but among it all…
among it there is her grace,

DIANA moving into crowd, her voice threatening: You ain’t got nothin’ to say! I’m comin’ over there and I’ll kick your ass sideways down Colfax.

that slight hand
thru the dark a gift

-Hey she’s throwing me off, over there-

a gift to these eyes, not enough tho.
in my acts the lines
are drawn, the face is evidence.
hands broken, decay on the teeth.

love is not preventive
against time. the high place
perhaps, no.
- that will not do, the poet Meltzer said –
both fail in front
of the real fact, the condition.

(Diana returns to stage.)

write some cold words & hold
off the real cold thing
that is death. a sort of lie
the poet Meltzer said to me. True though, but

death. even the word has weight,
outside of rules,
of texts, religions, colors, anything known.
and outside of that

there is nothing.

JRM: I’m through…..

(JRM & DIANA exit through crowd.)

LL: I got one last poem I’d like to read.
I want to dedicate it to my typesetter and
I can’t find it.

(JESS: Yeah, she went to Las Vegas with me.)

LL: She’s typed this poem about twelve times and it’s still not done.

Widow-Widow & The Angel From The Temple Of Man

given the ride home the key
in fits any door any body
wd be
sits in
stay awhile

it was love of the
queen of hearts &
we the twin fires
of the rage of scorpio

it was heavy desert dust
ten year rainbow riding
the colorado river straight thru
filling dixie cups of rainwater

it was to demonstrate the
the value of a moment the
register of a red flower
in the barrel of a gun

it was the tit, dry
how to wean one from another
the fantasy of self

it was stockings rolled to
the knee length of leg the
foot & ankle the mystery
of an economy of line

it was hair pinned to a bun
the shaking out toss of
the head draping shoulder
in a mantle of shimmer

it was the image the
sound & the noun the
ledge, the rock
the tao

here. within
this circle

the applause heightens
& a warm welcome home

Jack Armstrong left
this note:

“I have gone over
to the enemy

at the bottom a
I will be right

LL: Thank You.

(LL exits to backstage.)


Edwin Forrest Ward’s
The First Bohemian in My Life –Take One, December 14th and 15th in the year 2010.

Copyright December 15, 2010: Edwin Forrest Ward & the ImageMaker

Stories Live on Stage at 7 PM
In The Jungle Room of The Mercury Café
Tuesday, December 28, 2010


It’s a given: omission tarnishes, that’s why I prefer the device of practiced exaggeration - (after all I’m Irish with a mother and Grandmother from County Mayo) - as simply putting more light - (as would a-lead-to-gold-alchemist-of-old) - onto the murky matters of human-hood, (hell, lies suffice if circumstances demand it), the particular matter currently under consideration being a question and its answer.

So this is for old friends, Glenn and Brenda, whose names have been changed, even though almost fifty years has passed since last we believed in the dance we did.

There’ve been many Fast Eddies in the histories of my contemporaries, so when one fine winter’s morning my beautiful Granddaughter, Dannica Kaleigh, called me Ehday after awakening from her one year old’s long night’s sleep, I knew another new fictional narrator within had been baptized. So here’s Ehday’s - that would be me on some creative non fictional level - Ehday’s first yarn. And for those old friends here tonight, oh yes, it’s another one of them fist fight, Friday night, insights that I hope to reveal.

While writing an historical essay for a brochure to accompany the Colorado Historical Society’s exhibition Mile High and underground, an exhibition of Bohemian Denver artifacts at the Byers-Evans House, Ehday could not help but ponder who was the first Bohemian in his life? A question without an easy answer; nonetheless, after much consideration came Ehday’s good-as-any guess: not the poets of his artistic emergence in Denver, not the overtly friendly faculty advisors of his university days, nor the G-something-teen pay scale mentor of a lab mate at the A.E.C. (as in Atomic Energy Commission where Ehday worked a while in the Sixties – a different kind of guru: science, hey?) but rather it was an accidental geographical friend, a kid among thousands Ehday’s age who lived within a ten blocks radius of the Philadelphia row home where he grew up: one Blaine Splender (no kidding!), a street-corner-hang-out acquaintance of Ehday’s, who personally preferred the handle Splendo. Because Blaine and Ehday attended different schools – Splendo: the public Edwin Forrest; Ehday: the Catholic Saint Bernards, an irony too complicated to reveal without veering too far off track, especially given Ehday’s ability to ramble - Ehday and Splendo only saw each other when hanging out at their chosen street corner hangout. Friends they were: by choice not chance.

Ehday always liked Blaine’s utter disrespect for rules – he broke commandments that are yet to be written, but Ehday’s lips are sealed - and Blaine Splender found Ehday’s lyrical embellished retellings of the stories of their lives inspirational. Ehday must have signed his first contract with the muse of storytelling early on, in grammar school. Because, you know, if Ehday’s telling it: we always win the fights, the games of night: in the Park with the kids from Frankford or Kensington or with the cops who’d busted our liquor store connection. We’d win in Ehday’s version of events, no matter the black eyes, the arrests, the groundings, the broken knuckles and arms, the alcoholic parents absent and/or abusive, we won and we always had each other’s backs, according to Ehday. Ehday is good at Hey, remember the day, we three swam across the Delaware so recklessly we almost drowned or other bigger than life iambic scripting of the adventures of our young lives. I guess, at the time, Ehday really believed he lived in a World of Can-do, in an America the Wonderful. After all: all A’s on a report card proves and guarantees something doesn’t it? Our educated brains and our belief in God and America will provide us with a great life. Just read the papers: America is wonderful, even if quietly at war.

Blaine and Ehday and any number of a dozen others hang out together when we have nothing better to do. There might be two of us; there could be ten of us. Just there. We’d hang out on a small stone wall that defined two sides of the lot of a large house at Hartel Street and Walker Avenue in Holmesburg, a block west of where my girlfriend – to misquote Bob Dylan – Hell’s her hometown, where Lucia lived. All of us there were young men and women aged fifteen, sixteen, and seventeen, and we declared that wall ours, our hangout spot; and we not so jokingly referred to our collective selves as The Wall. The Mayor’s Task Force on Gangs labeled us The Wall Gang, as any and all groups of kids in the Sixties were tagged as gangs.

It is with Blaine, Ehday first ventures out of his most parochial hood to the hipster coffeehouses of in-town Philly. I think art was in both of our genetics, although at the time I’d have called myself Ein and Stein after my e-equals-m-c-square hero of an intellect Einstein; hell, Albert had the brains to inspire the biggest of bombs, yet, along with my other hero Bob Dylan, A.E. had the balls to be anti-war. And Blaine would be nicknamed Handsome and Hadsome, as, shall we say the looser girls just adored Blaine Splender. Spendo sang and played guitar and Ehday wrote poetry, but if truth be told, they were ignorant of the meaning of the word, artist, as both were mostly looking to love, to get laid, we hoped, forever.

And so, it is with Blaine Ehday first experiences the world of literature over espresso and chess at candle lit tables in the audience of leotard-ed singers. Hence: the answer to the question: Blaine is the first Bohemian in Ehday’s life.

If you grow up in Colorado, chances are you ski: for honor, for reputation, for fun.

If you grow up in Philadelphia neighborhood of Tacony, chances are, for fun, reputation and honor, you fistfight. No matter the odds, regardless of the inanity of the reason, how accidental or illogical the provocation. And try as one might Northeast Philly departees have a hard time forgetting the acculturation we endured fist and gang fighting as kids and teens, in preparation for what men, before and since, call war.

Even Splendo and Ehday fight once, over a goofball remark about Ehday’s girlfriend Lucia - Splendo referred to Lucia as a skank to spank – as everyone knew Lucia had a love thing going simultaneously with me and Jimmy Ryan from Bridesburg, and so Ehday has no choice but to call Blaine out -calling out, a Tacony invite to fistfight - Ehday’s calling out, retaliatory repartee beginning with B is for Bitch, Blaine, and that would be yours, Barbara and ending with the assertion to all who soon gathered in the alley where Ehday, Lucia, Barbara and Blaine had been making out just moments before that Barbara must be licking your zits. Look everybody. Splendo’s acne is improving, a challenge that Splendo has no choice but to answer. And without further ado the fists are flying with Ehday throwing the first couple rounds of punches to Splendo’s mid section, but with seemingly little effect. Kindly and with respect in his heart for Ehday, Blaine Splender, the crazy anarchistic guitarist and soon to be wounded Viet Nam veteran, is not assertive, honestly, he seems, reluctant to kick Ehday’s ass for, indeed, he could introduce Ehday to a universe of stars in eyes, if he so chose, given the lightning speed of his punches and the wiry weight-trained strength of his arms. Against Ehday, Splendo boxes only defensively, involved in the give and take of jabs and punches as if only practicing, affording Ehday the option of honorably conceding early in the fight – a god thanking moment - as all - especially Ehday - knew his Catholic Irish luck would not trump Splendo’s physical skills.

And, as is Tacony creed, we, the members of The Wall, for just cause, would fight anyone. No matter the odds. Christ, Blaine Splender even went toe to toe with another friend of mine Jerry Judge - who trained, turned professional as a heavy-weight, fought George Foreman, and inspired his friend and gym-mate Sylvester Stallone to write Rocky. Hell, our Tacony creed was such, that if need be, one would take on the police or a teacher or a school principal or the father of a friend, (but those are other stories!).

In fact, here’s proof. One October Friday night at the egress of a Jerry Blavat sponsored teenage dance – Jerry Blavat’s radio moniker was The Geeter With the Heater, the Boss with the Hot Sauce - at the Concord Roller Rink on Frankford Avenue, Ehday - like an inspired puppet master - pranksters the entire15th Precinct Philadelphia Police Riot Squad, an action spiritual and artful, inspired by something, some muse, some thought from another world, a push from an unseen friend, some mind bigger and wiser, more comic and bold, than Ehday’s, his human heart and soul. Anyone’s guess would be as good as his to the name of the source: God the Father, Son or Holy Ghost, Satan, Mary the Mother of God, Kokopelli, Don’s: Juan or Quixote, Polymnia, the Peyote Princess, Machiavelli’s ghost, Buddha, Yahweh, Allah, etc etc etc).

What happens is this. Rumor has had it, a neighborhood rumor that travels a grapevine that includes the police, as many of Philly’s Finest, some of Ehday’s friend’s policeman fathers, made their homes in Tacony and Mayfair and Holmesburg - the world of Ehday - the rumor being that Tacony and Green Street were going to rumble (as a reputed to be gay guy, Danny DeDenato from Green Street, had danced with Angie diAngelo, a chick from Tacony (- oh my god, the shame and horror of it -) and dozens of overtime cops, riot and otherwise, are now ready to Clint Eastwood their day, if you know what I mean, should a rumbling of gangs occur.

Now Ehday is outside The Concord before the Boss with the Hot Sauce’s dance lets out as he and Splendo had earlier in the evening bussed, subway-ed and trolley-ed their way downtown for a hip-er bohemian start to their Friday night at the Gilded Cage, Philly’s renowned folk-scene coffeehouse, abandoning The Wall’s routine of drinking pilfered alcohol before attending the Concord Roller Rink dance. Earlier in the day Ehday by phone had arranged a ten-thirty rendezvous with the two-timing Lucia, about whose two-timing he cared little, just as long as he got to caress on occasion the beauty that was Lucia.

Now as Ehday stands mid-sidewalk waiting for the now twenty-minutes-late Lucia, he notices three things: first, the presence of dozens of cops - all riot geared up - on the west side of Frankford Avenue. Then he spies Benny Rivers, with a plaster cast in a sling hiding in the shadows of the alley to the north of the Concord before he sees Dedenato, Danny the Fag, as he was known, from Green Street, exiting the dancehall. Ehday can hear Jason Wade’s lyrics to “You Belong to Me,” the customary last dance of the Friday night soirée clearly as Danny opens the door to exit. See the pyramids along the Nile/Watch a sunset from a tropic isle. And then, out of the darker corners of a troubled mind comes the plaster-cast-ed arm of Rivers with rebar attached that lands a blindsided sucker punch of a whack, and Danny’s eye about pops out of its socket along with what seems a bucket of blood. But, as Ehday observes, Danny the Fag is no easy mark, no easy take-down despite River’s element of punkster surprise. After an evasive move, something survivalist yet dance-like - I mean Danny did dance on Dick Clark’s American Bandstand as a more or less regular - he is that graceful and creative, Danny’s left Beatle boot finds its way up Rivers’ ass with Benny’s testicles and penis caught somewhere in the middle. And then it’s Danny on the attack, like a one-eyed Cyclops, knocking Rivers to the sidewalk with a left hook. Danny’s a big kid and his revenge on the injured Rivers seems righteous, proper, given what Ehday had observed. Hell yes, the victim here is Danny and he’s crushed his perpetrator from the shadows. There is justice in the world, Ehday observes.

But justice can be short lived, for as far as the police are concerned, a riot is occurring and here they come, charging in full gear across Frankford Avenue, a phalanx of blue uniforms and white faces. The first three to arrive on the scene ten feet from Ehday knock down, beat fiercely with batons, and handcuff Danny, the victim! A cop from Tacony helps - (father-son like?) - the instigator Benny to his feet and guides Rivers out of what will soon turn into a police riot as a sea of kids emerging from the dance crash against a buttress of police who are overtly mis-and-manhandling the teenagers now pouring out onto the sidewalk, as if all are guilty of what just went down between Rivers and Dedenato. A poorly conceived and even more poorly executed attempt is made to funnel - for purposes of crowd control - the now panic-ing teenagers towards the narrow alley aside the rink, pushing and shoving everyone, boys and girls, towards it, down a cement ramp, a slope slickered and slippery with blood from Danny’s injury. Some slip and slide and fall, trampled now by the confusion of everyone caught in the chaos of not understanding why all are being herded in the direction of the alley by baton swinging police.

Ehday can’t help but think that he is the only third party witness to see what actually just happened between Danny and Benny - how Rivers criminally and cowardly assaulted Danny with a crow-bar laden plaster cast; nonetheless, when Ehday attempts to speak with a policeman, a Sergeant of Some Sort, the officer of the law turns a deaf ear to Ehday’s assertion of Danny’s innocence and self-defense. Ehday’s pleading that Danny needs an ambulance, not a Paddy Wagon, given what had happened to his eye, is met with a bully’s smirk. And I suppose, maybe for the Fuck-you,-kid of it, Sergeant Pemberton then proceeds to attempt to arrest Ehday, an attempt that commences with the for-no-good-reason swing of Pemberton’s flashlight that Ehday is lucky and agile enough to avoid, catching a peripheral glimpse of the Ever-Ready encased aluminum baton, its shine reflecting the Roller Rink marquee lights above, ducking as if pushed by a ghost or a guardian angel. Only later does Ehday learn Splendo who’d been beside Ehday the whole time had pushed Ehday out of harm’s way. Somehow Ehday has forgotten all about Blaine Splender as Ehday’s focus has been on rendezvousing with Lucia - no matter her two-timing proclivities.

To his left after the light beam whizzes an arc-ed inch above his skull, just as Ehday rises back up to his full middling height of five feet eight inches of Irish might and myth, inspiration strikes. Baraka! And Ehday tips off, with almost other-worldly scripted Charlie Chaplin-esque impertinent impoliteness, Sergeant Pemberton’s fifty-dollar policeman’s hat. Pemberton forgets about Ehday and turns to look for his hat, one the Sarge would have to replace at his own expense if it were lost or ruined in the riot that is now going on. Ehday’s inspired comedic act of performance art is witnessed by Splendo and he adapts it as his own strategy for harassing the other rioting police, as you see, as I’ve said, the teens from Tacony, and Mayfair, and Holmesburg obey the commands of the cops as they would the commands of their parents: Not! So: it’s cops against kids now and hundreds of teenage girls are screaming. Ehday notes that he now understands the meaning and the shriek of the word banshee. And to Ehday it’s all so insane. Kids are getting whacked with nightsticks and flashlights, cops are facing off against crazy odds as five or six corner-mates would be pummeling a cornered cop. And so, as this story goes, through the rioting insanity Ehday and Splendo dance, not fleeing or fighting, but knocking off the hats of every encountered policeman - who always turn away from rioting to search for their precious hats, a Bohemian dance if ever there was one.

Just ask Ehday. He’ll tell you who won the riot!